R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
Randomize
