me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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