She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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