ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
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what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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