I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
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