Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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