Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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