did you get engaged???
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
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You. Win. At. Life.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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