I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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