Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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