If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
