Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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