I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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