I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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