My sheets look like a crime scene.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
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