Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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