I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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