Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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