If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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