Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
Randomize
