That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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