Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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