i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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