I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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