why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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