I'm lost and stupid without you.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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