So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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