never play flip cup with pint glasses
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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