vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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