that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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