Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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