i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
If u could sum last night up in one word?
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