It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
I have tasted many bathrooms
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
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