You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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