Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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