If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
Randomize
