i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
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