just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
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