the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
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