does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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