he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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