What a fucking waste of an outfit
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
Randomize
