how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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