respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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