Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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