I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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