If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
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