Plan B is the new Plan A
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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