S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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