So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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