D3 body, D1 cock
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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