I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
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