The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
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