If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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