Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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