found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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